A new handbook for immigrants will dictate that they must learn the first verse of the national anthem and key historical facts about Britain before they can become citizens. The guide, drawn up by the Home Secretary, will also state that “historically, the UK is a Christian country” with “no place… for extremism and intolerance”.

I have no idea what the first verse of the national anthem is, and yet by virtue of nothing more than my birth I have the unquestioned right to live here? We barely even use our national anthem - and quite rightly, because it’s an absolute dirge. Not to mention the fact that it’s utterly immaterial to actually living in the UK.

Let’s not even go into the other stuff.

Source right about here, and read more about how Theresa May has got rid of the bits about, y’know the Human Rights Act and the details about daily life in the UK, and replaced them with irrelevant crap about how wonderful British people were in the past here.