I don’t know if you guys can see this properly, but I’m sat here at my uncle/aunt/cousins’ house in Denmark, hanging out with their dog Wilfred because everyone else has gone to bed. He’s asleep because I am boring, and he’s having some kind of wonderful little doggie dream in which I can only assume he is sleep-barking at all sorts of wild animals. This is great,...
There’s no cure for being a cunt.– Bronn, Game of Thrones Truer words were ne’er spoken.
allisonweiss: “As soon as teenage girls start to profess love for something, everyone else becomes totally dismissive of it. Teenage girls are open season for the cruelest bullying that our society can dream up. Everyone’s vicious to them. They’re vicious to each other. Hell, they’re even vicious to themselves. It’s terrible. So if teenage girls have something that they love, isn’t that a good...
colporteur: “Your life is not an episode of Skins. Things will never look quite as good as they do in a faded, sun-drenched Polaroid; your days are not an editorial from Lula. Your life is not a Sofia Coppola movie, or a Chuck Palahniuk novel, or a Charles Bukowski poem. Grace Coddington isn’t your creative director. Bon Iver and Joy Division don’t play softly in the background at appropriate...
Higgs boson and that. →
Welp, guess there’s no God then.
In case y'all were wondering
Game of Thrones won by a landslide (of six and a half votes to a half - cheers Hol for making my counting difficult), so I have now watched the first episode. And not to make too many comments because for heaven’s sake it’s only television, but Had it in my head it was a Merlin-esque sort of show; y’know, no swearing, no sex, no blood. Boy did I get that wrong. Hello boobs. ...
I hate myself for this post.
I have a mug of coffee and a small carrot cake. I can’t watch The West Wing or Borgen, because Jens will kill me if I watch either without him. I have finished Glee (shut up, shut the fuck up I hate it too). I have caught up with Pretty Little Liars (I have no excuse, I love it). Which means (and this is a 100% legitimate question): Do I start watching Game of Thrones or do I start...
northern-scum replied to your post: Theresa May is just the absolute worst. I didn’t know we had a national anthem And Rosie has successfully lived in the UK, proving no problem to wider society, participating in both local and national economies, as well as the education system, for 21 years. Boom, ladies and gents.
Theresa May is just the absolute worst.
A new handbook for immigrants will dictate that they must learn the first verse of the national anthem and key historical facts about Britain before they can become citizens. The guide, drawn up by the Home Secretary, will also state that “historically, the UK is a Christian country” with “no place… for extremism and intolerance”. I have no idea what the first verse of the...