June 2012
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Hey kids,
just thought I’d give you a quick update as to where my life is at right now.
I’m currently at my parents’ house in Leeds, doing very little other than obsessively watching Wimbledon and partaking in many many movie nights and barbeques with my pals.
On July 9th, with my parents and sister, I’m driving to Denmark (via Hull, Rotterdam and somewhere in Northern Germany),...
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thecatwhisperer asked: Picking up my copy of Lolita I reserved from the library today. I hope you didn't lead me astray.
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Anastasia: The Musical →
shakespeareandsunshine:
*sansa stark everything i have ever wanted.gif*
UM EXCEPT NO BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY STAGED THIS IN MY HEAD AND MIGHT POSSIBLY EVEN HAVE SOME SET SKETCHES SOMEWHERE BROADWAY THIS WAS MY IDEA
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A present for Mairi.
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A blog post about blogging. Sorry.
I apologise for the fact that this blog has become a bit of a dump for funny-stuff-politicalish-quotes-and-music-nicked-from-other-people recently. I’ve been trying to concentrate on my book blog, where actual quality original blogging happens.
It’s not that I have anything against the kind of Tumblrs that are made up solely of reblogs; I follow them, my Likes are full of their posts...
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My lovely flatmate, upon hearing her new boyfriend...
Her: you had some thing with an Eastern European topless stripper!
Him: ow get off my balls no they really hurt right now
Her: I don't even feel bad, you should feel bad
Him: I'm going to be peeing blood later
Her: would you pay me? If I sat on you?
Him: ...
Her: was it not really awkward when you got a hard-on in front of everybody?
Him: it wasn't in front of everybody, I -
Her: so you got a little room OH MY GOD A LITTLE ROOM
Him: stop, don't punch me please don't
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And I guess after over a year of not giving a flying fuck and being in the least jealous relationship of my life, all it takes is five days in the States and one photograph of some chick with her arm around your waist to turn me into an unreasonable ragemonster.