July 2011
73 posts
Right, kids.
Rosa’s leaving you again.
I’m spending the next ten days in my beloved St Andrews, doing various jolly things. After that I’m back for a day, and then I’m off again on a family holiday in Cornwall for a week.
So failing miracles of internet access, enjoy the peace and quiet!
Au revoir.
paperbackmountain:
novemberscalling:
I’m Not...
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Jobs I would be entirely 100% happy having:
Reading audiobooks
Running the Guardian’s Politics Live Blog
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“I’d woken up early and I took a long time getting ready to exist.”
– Fernando Pessoa (via colporteur)
pourconcreteonther00ts:
Rebel Girl // Bikini...
Deleting old texts, part 3: It was a dream, I...
Me: Holly I feel SO BAD. I went to your house and you had an identical twin sister called Julia and I secretly got it on with her. On the plus side your house is really nice, and [redacted] and I got on really well.
Holly: CREEPY FRIEND IS CREEPY.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-24) →
BBC Radio 4 (3)
Bruce Springsteen (2)
Kate Nash (1)
Benjamin Britten (1)
Kaiser Chiefs (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
thecatwhisperer:
rosalafae replied to your post: rosalafae replied to your photo: As a child, I…
You had better be fucking kidding, mate. I demand a whole post dedicated to glory of my bosoms.
Once upon a time, Rosa had wonderful breasts. Then she came to America and showed them to me because she was (and still is, I’m assuming) a ho fo sho. I was enthralled with said breasts because of their...
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“I want to
let her know
though
that all the nights
sleeping
beside her
...”
– Charles Bukowski. (via ohregardlessof)
Oh also?
Neither The Daily Express or The Daily Mail seem to have deemed the news from Norway worthy of the front page.
Instead they are both running with what the Queen thought about Kate Middleton’s wedding dress.
Obviously.
City And Colour - The Girl
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-17) →
Reel Big Fish (46)
Queen (18)
Red Hot Chili Peppers (13)
Radio Lingua Network (9)
Bruce Springsteen (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I feel like I have a duty to carry on paying...
But holy balls Rebekah Brooks is boring and I’ve been paying attention for over four hours now.
WHY IS MY BODY PUNISHING ME FOR SOMETHING I...
Or:
The story of the girl who was poor so she went to the pub and didn’t drink a single drop but then when she woke up in the morning her head felt like it was going to split open and everything pissed her off.
“Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music played out of...”
– John Keats (via aurai)
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fuckyeahmashups:
Moses Mashup - We R Who We R,...
The closest thing to a drunk dial I'll ever get...
Jens: I'm sleeping in a ghetto double bed tonight.
Rosa: Which is what exactly?
Jens: It's two single beds pushed together but I've only put bed linen on one of them.
[PAUSE]:
Jens: This is as ghetto as my life gets, okay?
This rain
better fuck right off, because my family said they were going away for the weekend to the Dales, and if this sort of torrential downpour continues they might change their minds and that’s utterly unacceptable because I want the house to myself.
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kristinnoeline:
Are you a boy or a girl? Go on and check the box. Are you straight or are you gay? I need to know what you are so that I can know what you stand for. Please just check the box, it will only take a second. Sadist or masochist? Slut or virgin? Butch or femme? I need to know what you are so that I can process your existence. Check the fucking box, honey. Now, listen. You...
thepointofitall asked: your blog! your feelings and words and things! your face!
it's all making me so happy.
thought you ought to know.
it's all making me so happy.
thought you ought to know.
reachforthetop:
Home // Edward Sharpe & The...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-10) →
The Pigeon Detectives (27)
The Postal Service (6)
The Pipettes (5)
Petula Clark (2)
Giacomo Puccini (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
So in just under an hour
Millie gets here, and then she and I are going to the Phillipses’ where we are going to be fed and then a little while before midnight all of us are going to walk up Otley Road to Cottage Road Cinema where
WE WILL BE WATCHING DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2.
Oh holy god I really did not prepare myself properly for this. Jesus Christ I’m going to be a mess.
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So listen,
what you really want to do right about now is head over here to my other blog. You then want to follow it and read all about my geeky, bookish adventures.
Because let’s face it, there are around 300 of you following this shitty blog where all I ever do is post pictures of Emma Watson and tell the world when I’m on my period. And if you’re willing to do that, you must be willing...
A serious issue I need to address.
Jo felt the need to point out my failings as a techie in the form of my phone.
Yes, internet, this complete geek has the world’s worst mobile. Its reception is horrible, it can store about twenty texts at a time, it frequently chooses not to send or receive messages, it doesn’t store words on predictive text and has the most limited dictionary ever…and it has a torch where the...
The shortest horror story ever.
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. - Frederic Brown
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“Other bands, it’s about sex. Or pain. Or some fantasy. But The Beatles, they...”
– Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist (via thecatwhisperer) 