February 2011
66 posts
Now the world is filled with many wonders under the passing sun,
and sometimes...
– Terry’s Song - Bruce Springsteen
That’s who I want to see, I want to see [redacted], so I can kick him. In...
– Claire (she’s on her period and needs to hurt someone)
Still listening to Kick Drum Heart.
Like, on repeat. All the time.
Off my own fucking blog post, not even off iTunes.
But it’s just so fucking good and it’s helping me not be sad that it’s sunshiney and I’m not outside because I have work to do.
And helping me not be sad that H and I broke up last night.
Oh yeah, by the way guys, that happened.
rosiebriggs replied to your video: I hate every single one of these people. Why does…
What kind of name is bubbleTV???
St Andrews is known as “the bubble” - ‘cause it’s kinda small and a bit isolated. Everyone knows each other and all that jazz.
Also sometimes it’s a little bubble of obnoxious scum.
Mostly not, but sometimes.
williamtildesley replied to your video:I hate every single one of these people. Why does…
Uhm… because St Andrews is the Oxford of Scotland and therefore has its fair share of elitest twats? Also the Yanks love him, and if I remember correctly you have quite a few of them up there (more so than any other University, bar Oxbridge).
Probably more than Oxbridge, actually - we’re...
Belgium hasn't had a government in 8 months →
tomsthings:
stinkyxvx:
annnnnd the world hasn’t exploded.
They don’t “not have a government”. Their central government is frozen due to their legislature being a bunch of babies. Basically, what’s going on there is people aren’t getting social security and the mail isn’t being delivered.
Y’know what’s really kind of excellent? The fact that I knew all about this first-hand,...
Okay.
Okay you guys, ojay.
I am pleasantly pissd. yOu knows when you’re just the right amount of drunk? Yep, that’s me.
Skipped home with Tom singing songs from musicals. Our most successful number is ‘Let’s Go Fly a Kite’ f rom Mary Poppins. Honestly you guys should probably hear it.
Latin test tomorrow. Hahahha what.
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The only thing that improves hangovers is hearing...
Rosa: Also, did I drop a glass in the Union?
Rosa: I have a vague recollection
Jens: You did indeed
Rosa: Oh god. Did I just walk away?
Jens: Nah, you lifted your arms in the air triumphantly and said "it was me!"
Rosa: HAHAHAHAHA
Rosa: I AM SO COOL
Jens: Basically
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northern-scum-deactivated201208 asked: I'd love to reblog this as well and be all political and know what I'm talking about but I can honestly say i couldn't understand half of those words let alone read some of them. Why do they make up these bullshit words that represent other words can;t they just make it simple for us simple people that aren't doing law or english or history degrees just us simple textilers so...
Libya deputy ambassador to U.N. says Gadhafi has...
Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to...
– Lemony Snicket (via marxoraneedle)
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(647): Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I was going to recount what happened last night in...
But I decided I didn’t want to be one of those idiots who post about their drunken antics on their blog all the time.
So suffice to say I may or may not have cut open my chin whilst pretending to be an aeroplane. Again. And that today I feel rough.
So here’s what I plan to accomplish today:
Tidy room
Read Gulliver’s Travels
Make dinner for Jens
That’s basically it....
I can’t really remember the days. The light of the sun blurred and annihilated...
– The Lover, Marguerite Duras (via phantomcelluloid)
thecatwhisperer asked: My MOTHER. MY MOTHER texted me to ask me if you cut off all your hair and bleached it because she saw on your facebook a picture of you with short, bleached hair. I had to show her it was an old photo...she was really concerned though because apparently my mother thinks you're more beautiful than her own daughter and would probably rather have you as a daughter etc etc
I'm...
I'm...
chloejervis:
“Imagine it’s 1995: Almost no one but Gordon Gekko and Zack Morris have cellphones, pagers are the norm; dial-up modems screech and scream to connect you to an Internet without Google, Facebook, or YouTube; Dolly has not yet been cloned; the first Playstation is the cutting edge in gaming technology; the Human Genome Project is creeping along; Mir is still in space; MTV still plays...
I'm not done with loving Hold It Against Me.
I’m sure it’s already passé by now, but I can’t get over it. I love you, Britney Spears.
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oh god it’s wonderful
to get out of bed
and drink too much coffee
and smoke...
– Frank O’Hara (via thecatwhisperer)
Even the best fall down sometimes,
even the wrong words seem too right.
Out of...
– Collide - Howie Day
List of films considered the worst →
Yep, definitely watching all of these. Making it my mission in life.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-13) →
Brett Dennen (9)
Snow Patrol (5)
Reel Big Fish (5)
Daniel Powter (4)
Muse (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Do you ever...
…feel just like a plastic bag?
No, I jest.
Do you ever think about all the people you love in the world and want to somehow pay tribute to them? Even if it’s just a lame series of pictures on Tumblr, or an overly affectionate text? And then you think about who you’d want to honour and you start making a mental list? (And usually you’re in the shower at this point because...
Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable.
– Shakespeare
Dayum, Shakespeare. Cut me to the core, why don’t you?
What I wore last night.
Front:
(DRA stands for David Russell Apartments - my Halls of Residence; it was a ‘Tribal Bop’ - i.e. interhall drunkenness/dancing competition)
Back:
(Explanation: Not only is the song incredible, but also when I was in Maidstone for Morgan’s birthday I managed to get so inebriated that I ran down the middle of a main road pretending to be an aeroplane. With sound...
A brief list of things that may or may not fall...
srsly:
Pee.
Blood.
Bits of uterus.
Placenta.
Random fluids.
An entire human being.