Apparently today is a day for real student living:
Got up at a ridiculously late hour, despite having two essays to write in four days Ate crackers for breakfast because I ran out of bread about a week ago and am far too lazy to go buy more Went and had shower in which I found that my shampoo had taken on the consistency of jelly due to our flat being freezing because we’re too poor to pay large heating bills Realised I had no underwear...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-27) →
Bruce Springsteen (2) Lady Gaga (2) Christina Aguilera (2) Don McLean (2) The Fratellis (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I am wearing two jumpers because I live in Scotland and my flat is effing freezing. And I have a massive mug of blueberry and apple tea. And the mug has a naked lady on it. And I’m listening to this incredible playlist. And I’m going to try and write an essay on decolonisation with specific reference to the Indian empire. Yup. That’s what’s happening.
She had the perpetual sense, as she watched the taxi cabs, of being out, out,...– Virginia Woolf. (via thedreamerr)
northern-scum-deactivated201208 asked: you know your blogs quite funny. you'll have to delete it, im not getting any essay written.
guardian: What has happened over the past 30 years is the capture of the world’s common treasury by a handful of people, assisted by neoliberal policies which were first imposed on rich nations by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan. I am now going to bombard you with figures. I’m sorry about that, but these numbers need to be tattooed on our minds. Between 1947 and 1979, productivity in...
People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...– George Carlin (via colporteur)
The north: romantic, dourly rugged moors, stout Victorian architecture, rain,...– Tom Dyckhoff, who is absolutely right. I sort of miss Yorkshire.
watercolournights: I’ve been told that people in the army do more by 7:00 am than I do in an entire day but if I wake at 6:59 am and turn to you to trace the outline of your lips with mine I will have done enough and killed no one in the process. Shane Koyczan
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-13) →
Snow Patrol (33) The Smiths (18) Shania Twain (8) Reel Big Fish (6) The Shins (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Emma Watson's Midnight Rose advert. →
How is she real Jesus Christ.
Robyn | With Every Heartbeat (live on Radio 1’s...
meehan18: Collide - Howie Day
Shut up I’m procrastinating really hard right now.
This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...– Gary Provost (via colporteur)
Ey up bros,
so listen, do any of you lovely folk buzz your own hair? ‘Cause I’m bored of going to the hairdressers every few weeks to get my undercut redone, and I’m going to invest instead in some electric clippers. Thing is, I have no idea what brand or type or if “clippers” is even the right word to be searching Amazon with. So…could I have suggestions/tips/advice?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-6) →
Reel Big Fish (6) The Killers (3) The Postal Service (2) The All-American Rejects (2) Vampire Weekend (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
gocookyourself: Leftover Mash / Salami. Read More I just made these for lunch because Claire and I are doing everything we possibly can to avoid doing actual work. So our flat is sparkling clean, our to-do lists have been written, re-written and colour-coded, and Claire is currently googling “baby pygmy hippos”. Solid effort. (This should have been posted about four hours ago, but I...
Re: my last post, Caitlin just sent me this link. I laughed, maybe you will too.
When I try to write “twat” in a text message, my phone changes it to “Uzbekistan”. I do not appreciate this, phone. That is a word I like to use.
Stuff White Brits Like →
Stuff White People Like…but more specific. I enjoyed. Jay, I suggest you take a look at 17.