September 2010
95 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-9-26) →
Glee Cast (9)
Scissor Sisters (8)
Reel Big Fish (7)
Marina & the Diamonds (6)
Vampire Weekend (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Hello.
I’m sorry I’m absent and useless at the moment, but I have had the 100% valid excuse of Freshers’ Week. Fortunately for my liver, brain cells and general wellbeing, Freshers’ Week is now over. My lectures start tomorrow and my life will regain some semblance of normality.
If anyone’s interested, university thus far has been brilliant. My flatmates are the sweetest...
thecatwhisperer asked: Ugh it's stupid but I really do miss you. Can I have your university address? I'll just mail you letters since apparently you're too fucking cool for the internet.
How're you liking it so far though? Hope everyone's nice and no one teases you for being the twat that you are. Oh and don't forget your lunch money. And I wrote your phone number on your hand in...
How're you liking it so far though? Hope everyone's nice and no one teases you for being the twat that you are. Oh and don't forget your lunch money. And I wrote your phone number on your hand in...
thecatwhisperer asked: come back to the internet, slut. I miss you.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-9-19) →
The Killers (8)
Toby Keith (7)
Kaiser Chiefs (6)
Glee Cast (6)
Reel Big Fish (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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I name my gadgetry.
Because I’m a fucking dick.
Anyway, my new MacBookPro is called Hildegarda, which in Polish means “partner in battle”. Which is what she is. My life partner. I could spend hours just gazing at her.
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This visit by the Pope is costing every member of the UK population on average...
– A Negative Narrative
sarajustus replied to your post: I really love it when people are genuine. Which is…
A WEE BIT OVERLY SARCASTC? A WEE BIT?!
There’s a possibility this is why she’s pissy with me:
Sara: i cant skype with you when im supposed to be asleep
Rosa: …I know. I wasn’t asking you to
Rosa: I was taking the piss
Rosa: OH MY GOD THIS WAS MORE JOKING
Rosa: SHOULD I JUST...
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I really love it when people are genuine. Which is hugely hypocritical, because I have a tendency to be a wee bit overly sarcastic and cynical about everything. But anyway, it’s just nice. My favourite people in the world are the ones without any artifice. My friend Paddy comes to mind, mainly.
What brought this to mind was a conversation I just had on the phone with my pal Alice.
Me: Hey,...
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A Tangled Web: The Real Story of WWI →
Germany, Austria and Italy are stood together in the middle of the bar-room, when Serbia bumps into Austria, and spills Austria’s pint. Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit, because there are splashes on its trouser leg. Germany expresses its support for Austria’s point of view. …
This is really kind of wonderful.
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Pregnant nun ice cream advert banned for...
An ice cream company banned from using an advert displaying a pregnant nun has vowed to position similar posters in London in time for the Pope’s visit.
Antonio Federici’s advert showed a pregnant nun eating ice cream in a church, together with the strap line “immaculately conceived”.
The Advertising Standards Authority has ordered it to be discontinued, saying it...
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Right. Well. Wasn’t exactly prepared for that.
Um. Cool?
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I only heard Justin Bieber for the first time two weeks ago. I genuinely thought...
– Daniel Radcliffe (via everythingharrypotter)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-9-12) →
Marina & the Diamonds (33)
Glee Cast (20)
Lady Gaga (12)
Snow Patrol (11)
Bruce Springsteen (8)
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(330):
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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I leave on Saturday for uni.
Packed:
Books
To pack:
Everything else
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Nothing is so important
that it can’t be shortened
to fit on a badge.
– Can’t Say What I Mean - Kaiser Chiefs
whydoihaveablog:
The wave of relief hits you as you throw the last dirty sock in the wash — the last dirty item of clothing in your entire possession, the very garment that tells you that for once! For once! For once, you are entirely caught up on laundry!
And then the tsunami of realization as you become immediately conscious of the clothes on your body, and how they will be in your hamper by...
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Songs I just bought from iTunes:
Beer For My Horses - Toby Keith
It’s Five O’ Clock Somewhere - Alan Jackson
Songs Like This - Carrie Underwood
Courtesy Of The Red, White and Blue - Toby Keith
I can’t tell whether this is because a) I miss America, b) I’m weirdly patriotic about a country I don’t even live in, or c) I just really fucking love country music.
Oh wait, yeah, it’s c).
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Mary: Tell me, Edmund: Do you have someone special in your life?
Edmund: Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
Mary: Who?
Edmund: Me.
Mary: No, I mean someone you love, cherish and want to keep safe from all the horror and the hurt.
Edmund: Erm… Still me, really.
This is not a holy war between Muslims and the rest. There is a battle within...
– Josh Kitto.
Snapshot of my life.
So about fifteen minutes ago, this was me: Cycling home, clad in my Hogwarts t-shirt, extremely gay biker boots and Leeds Youth Opera hoody. In the basket of my bike was a bag of samosas and two pork pies from Headingley Farmers’ Market, as well as my purse, phone, diary and a book of poetry. I had my giant headphones on (yeah, I know, extremely dangerous - whatever, I live on the wild side)...
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Spent the last twenty minutes losing track of exactly who Wolsey was trying to defraud at the moment and whether or not Katherine and Arthur had consummated their marriage, due to being distracted by trying to remember if I was in possession of any chocolate and, if I was, then where I’d hidden it.
The Tudors and food cravings: All I care about right now.
sarajustus replied to your video: How have I only just seen this? Glee plus…
YOU DONT KNOW WHO TINA FEY OR JIMMY FALLON IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD ARE YOU RETARDED. Okay, I’m done. BTE t.fey is totally hot, google image her.
I mean, I vaguely know who she is, given the amount of Americans I follow on Tumblr, but still. She isn’t famous in England, that’s all....
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You can always tell when I’m getting ready to go out properly, because my Last.fm is just full of Lady Gaga.
What? She makes me feel fierce.