August 2010
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Me: Hahahahahaha, you're a bride.
My mother: Oh do shut up.
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An Auspicious Occasion
So…today my parents are getting married. This fact is absolutely hilarious to me - and to anyone who knows my parents, really.
My parents never got married because they aren’t religious and don’t really believe in marriage. Their liberal principles sort of stand in the way of bullshit like that.
But then the Tories came along and decided that they’d like to fuck over...
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everythingharrypotter:
So a Potter-thon?
Daniel Radcliffe: “No! I do get really embarrassed watching the early one. I was talking to Emma on set once on set and saying how bad we were, and we were on mike, and suddenly I heard Mike Newell shout, “You got it because you were both BLOODY ADORABLE”.
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andregardlessof:
houseboat:
Lady Gaga | Bad...
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“I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and...”
– Sylvia Plath (via colporteur)
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williamtildesley-deactivated201 asked: What's the obsession with the Harry Potter films all about? I've got all the books (first editions) and enjoyed reading them but I've always felt the films were a bit naff and gave up watching them after the third one.
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Hook: And now, Peter Pan, you shall die.
Peter: To die would be an awfully big adventure.
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(via andregardlessof)
…Oops, I Did It Again...
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“Some days I wade in the indigo,
singin’ that song on the radio.
I blame...”
– Paper Bag - Anna Nalick
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(862): I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle...
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“I wish I could printscreen my dreams.”
– Deep tweeting from Jo.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-8-22) →
Glee Cast (12)
Snow Patrol (8)
Vampire Weekend (8)
Lady Gaga (7)
Reel Big Fish (7)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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“To hold a pen is to be at war.”
– Voltaire (via colporteur)
thecatwhisperer asked: im o drunk rigth now rosa. so very drunk. i wiah you were here so we could dance to lady gaga and makeoiut, i miss making out with you. youre so pretty i hate it and i miss your stupid face.
love
sara jane justus
love
sara jane justus
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williamtildesley replied to your post: I don’t think you understand quite how much I hate my life right now.
What are trying to do, Get your PUK Code (the code you need to transfer you number from one network to another)?
Originally I was using that to switch my number but then it turned out that my handset wasn’t compatible with this new SIM/contract, so I had to cancel that one...
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I don't think you understand quite how much I hate...
I just spent three hours on the ‘phone to Orange customer service and 3 customer service and I just want to scratch out my eyeballs and rip out my hair.
Oh and what did I achieve? Oh, you know, just getting back to the exact same place I was two weeks ago before I bought a ‘phone contract from a door-to-door salesman.
OH MY GOD FUCK YOU ALL JUST FUCK YOU.
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Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie are to reunite for a... →
(via fuckyeahstephenfry)
Well, this is just about the most brilliant thing I’ve heard all day.
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skoutt:
Scenesters - Andrew Jackson Jihad
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“Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are...”
– Lemony Snicket (via teapartyriot)
Dear...
If you tell me who you are I am happy to reply directly, but I’d rather not publish the answer to that question on my blog. I was being deliberately ambiguous.
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williamtildesley-deactivated201 asked: For those that don't know you in person, how was America?
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handleismymiddlename asked: I had to follow you because of your letter in Dear Mr Potter. I loved it.
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Everything is now fine because Jay and I are going out to dinner, or going to sit around deciding where to go before giving up and ordering takeaway. And Bella is at work, so she doesn’t hate me and later I will hit her up (AS IF I can get away with saying that - never again, I promise) about going to Unity Day tonight (Unity Night?). And now I’m going to put some real clothes on and...
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So today was wank.
My mother’s friends came over and their car conveniently broke down outside our house, so I had to entertain a thirteen-year-old boy for six hours whilst they drank tea and waited for the hire car to arrive.
So we didn’t get to Sainsbury’s (which was going to be the highlight of my pointless day). And I belatedly realised that this means that there are no tampons in the house...
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You know what I love? Bagels.
You know what I hate? Fruit tarts.
(via flaregun)
Words can’t even describe...
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Hello all.
I’m back (again) - a bit like Slim Shady.
Cornwall was lovely as usual, but now I’m in the clutches of terrible cramps and faced with a week’s Dashboard backlog. Which I have sworn to go through. Ah well, dinner at Jay’s tonight.
That is all. On with your regular scheduled programing etc.
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fuckyeahwizardrock:
07josie11:
Accio Love by...
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