April 2010
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(812): through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife. (847): ill be there in 5.
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The Germans are a cruel race, Baldrick. Their operas are 15 hours long, and they...
– Blackadder (via fuckyeahblackadder)
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O captain, my captain.
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Wednesday 30 June, Manchester to Indianapolis.
Your booking has been confirmed.
AMERICA SARA I’M COMING FOR YOU.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-25) →
Maroon 5 (13)
Glee Cast (12)
Snow Patrol (11)
The Beatles (10)
Bruce Springsteen (9)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Sometimes I physically cannot hold in the Grammar...
Colleague in authority position: So guys, I made this poster with all our best-selling gifts on it! Number one, Hello Gorgeous. Number two, Art of Bathing. Number three, "Your a Star" -
Me: Shouldn't that be "You're a Star"; with an apostrophe and an e?
Aforementioned colleague: ...yes.
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It is often difficult to admit that someone you love is not perfect, or to...
– Lemony Snicket (via imanisamazing)
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(303): You couldn’t find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
(1-303): Ooh I remember now. Not very absorbent.
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Need-to-see film list:
Whip It!
Where The Wild Things Are
Up
Wilde
Fantastic Mr Fox
Twilight: New Moon
Cracks
St Trinian’s 2
The Runaways
Everybody’s Fine
And Then Came Lola
Milk
The Duchess
Frost/Nixon
The Truth About Jane
RENT
The Private Lives of Pippa Lee
Adam
Love Me If You Dare
An Education
The Kids Are All Right
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If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.
– Oscar Wilde (via lostinthesounds)
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Bugger.
The difficulty with British politics at the moment is the fact that the main parties have all moved so far into the centre that we’re suddenly not debating big, clear, easy issues - we’re looking at the minutiae of specific policies. Instead of arguing for or against being part of the EU, for example, the leaders are discussing who Britain should side with within the EU, or whether...
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Your poison letter,
your telegram,
just goes to show
you don’t give a...
– Since You’ve Been Gone - Rainbow
pipertalks asked: Apparently you're my Tumblr crush. Don't really know what that means, but I thought you ought to know. lol.
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Alright.
Alright, I’ll do the Fifty People I Find Attractive meme. God, stop nagging me about it. Jesus, fuck.
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Charlie Brooker on David Cameron. →
God I love this man.
Charlie Brooker, obviously. Not David Cameron. He kind of makes me want to projectile vomit into his trousers and then make him wear them.
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My vocal cords are made of tweed. I give off an air of Oxford donnishness and...
– Stephen Fry (via fuckyeahstephenfry)
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Things that piss me off:
Songs where you can’t tell which is the song title and which is the name of the artist.
When you’re crossing a side street that a car is pulling out of onto the main road, and you walk behind it just as it pulls out, meaning you’re walking the long way around nothing.
Apples that look crunchy and delicious but are actually floury and disgusting.
The current trend for straight...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-18) →
Bruce Springsteen (28)
Vampire Weekend (27)
The Films (20)
Chris O’Brien (14)
The Doors (13)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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It is one of life’s bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when...
– Lemony Snicket (via misellalandica)
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Priorities for America.
rosalafae: I'm just sat here eating jelly babies at half past eleven. GOD, twelve hours from now I will have been at work for half an hour.
rosalafae: UGH
mynameissarajane: oh my god whats a jelly baby...
rosalafae: WAIT
rosalafae: YOU DON'T HAVE JELLY BABIES
mynameissarajane: nope
rosalafae: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR STUPID COUNTRY?
rosalafae: OBAMA WAS SUPPOSED TO SOLVE SHIT LIKE THIS
rosalafae: GOD
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Sometimes I write about stuff we’re planning to do as if it’s in the past.
We’re livin’ in the future, babe, and none of this has happened yet.
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Crop circles are Sue Sylvester's way of telling...
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