April 2010
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(812): through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife. (847): ill be there in 5.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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“The Germans are a cruel race, Baldrick. Their operas are 15 hours long, and they...”
– Blackadder (via fuckyeahblackadder)
Apr 30th
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Listensarajustus: Cherry Bomb | The Runaways
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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O captain, my captain.
Apr 28th
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Wednesday 30 June, Manchester to Indianapolis.
Your booking has been confirmed. AMERICA SARA I’M COMING FOR YOU.
Apr 28th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-25) →
Maroon 5 (13) Glee Cast (12) Snow Patrol (11) The Beatles (10) Bruce Springsteen (9) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Sometimes I physically cannot hold in the Grammar...
Colleague in authority position: So guys, I made this poster with all our best-selling gifts on it! Number one, Hello Gorgeous. Number two, Art of Bathing. Number three, "Your a Star" -
Me: Shouldn't that be "You're a Star"; with an apostrophe and an e?
Aforementioned colleague: ...yes.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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“It is often difficult to admit that someone you love is not perfect, or to...”
– Lemony Snicket (via imanisamazing)
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Listenflaregun: Jefferson Airplane - ‘White Rabbit’
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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(303): You couldn’t find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat. (1-303): Ooh I remember now. Not very absorbent.
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Need-to-see film list:
Whip It! Where The Wild Things Are Up Wilde Fantastic Mr Fox Twilight: New Moon Cracks St Trinian’s 2 The Runaways Everybody’s Fine And Then Came Lola Milk The Duchess Frost/Nixon The Truth About Jane RENT The Private Lives of Pippa Lee Adam Love Me If You Dare An Education The Kids Are All Right
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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“If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.”
– Oscar Wilde (via lostinthesounds)
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Bugger.
The difficulty with British politics at the moment is the fact that the main parties have all moved so far into the centre that we’re suddenly not debating big, clear, easy issues - we’re looking at the minutiae of specific policies. Instead of arguing for or against being part of the EU, for example, the leaders are discussing who Britain should side with within the EU, or whether...
Apr 24th
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Listensarajustus: fuckyeahsweetmusic: Bad Romance /...
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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“Your poison letter, your telegram, just goes to show you don’t give a...”
– Since You’ve Been Gone - Rainbow
Apr 23rd
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pipertalks asked: Apparently you're my Tumblr crush. Don't really know what that means, but I thought you ought to know. lol.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Alright.
Alright, I’ll do the Fifty People I Find Attractive meme. God, stop nagging me about it. Jesus, fuck.
Apr 22nd
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Listenflaregun: brittnie-: Such Great Heights - The...
Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Charlie Brooker on David Cameron. →
God I love this man. Charlie Brooker, obviously. Not David Cameron. He kind of makes me want to projectile vomit into his trousers and then make him wear them.
Apr 21st
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“My vocal cords are made of tweed. I give off an air of Oxford donnishness and...”
– Stephen Fry (via fuckyeahstephenfry)
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Things that piss me off:
Songs where you can’t tell which is the song title and which is the name of the artist. When you’re crossing a side street that a car is pulling out of onto the main road, and you walk behind it just as it pulls out, meaning you’re walking the long way around nothing. Apples that look crunchy and delicious but are actually floury and disgusting. The current trend for straight...
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Listenpaperbackmountain: Suedehead - Morrissey
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-18) →
Bruce Springsteen (28) Vampire Weekend (27) The Films (20) Chris O’Brien (14) The Doors (13) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Apr 19th
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“It is one of life’s bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when...”
– Lemony Snicket (via misellalandica)
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Priorities for America.
rosalafae: I'm just sat here eating jelly babies at half past eleven. GOD, twelve hours from now I will have been at work for half an hour.
rosalafae: UGH
mynameissarajane: oh my god whats a jelly baby...
rosalafae: WAIT
rosalafae: YOU DON'T HAVE JELLY BABIES
mynameissarajane: nope
rosalafae: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR STUPID COUNTRY?
rosalafae: OBAMA WAS SUPPOSED TO SOLVE SHIT LIKE THIS
rosalafae: GOD
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Sometimes I write about stuff we’re planning to do as if it’s in the past. We’re livin’ in the future, babe, and none of this has happened yet.
Apr 17th
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Crop circles are Sue Sylvester's way of telling...
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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