December 2010
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Resolutions:
Stop Skyping Jens.
Try to keep this up for at least five days.
Get tattoo. THIS YEAR, ROSA.
Work harder.
No, really. Actually.
Listen to more music - which means spring cleaning your iPod. You can get rid of some of the Glee music, and those Killers B-Sides, and some of the stuff you only keep on there to impress people.
Be nicer to people.
Write more. And listen to people when they tell...
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(406): Look dude I’m sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You know when you cough and realise you’re not pregnant?
– Faye
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Rosa: I'm good at books, if nothing else
Jens: well I guess you have to be good at something
Rosa: Unnecessarily harsh thing to say to someone who's menstruating
[PAUSE]:
Rosa: I love this silence
Rosa: It's my favourite kind of silence
Jens: well
Jens: now I can start plotting your menstruation cycle
Rosa: Okay
Rosa: You win
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Rosa: I'm good at books, if nothing else
Jens: well I guess you have to be good at something
Rosa: Unnecessarily harsh thing to say to someone who's menstruating
[PAUSE]:
Rosa: I love this silence
Rosa: It's my favourite kind of silence
Jens: well
Jens: now I can start plotting your menstruation cycle
Rosa: Okay
Rosa: You win
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (16)
Kaiser Chiefs (11)
Toby Keith (10)
Dean Martin (6)
Bing Crosby (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Announcement:
Red wine makes me feel sleepy and amorous.
This is not news to anyone, ever.
thecatwhisperer:
Linkin Park Vs. Lady Gaga feat. Beyonce | Telephone Numbnuts
I’m going to be honest, this is incredible.
If you are a student you should always get a good night’s sleep unless you have...
– Lemony Snicket, The Austere Academy (via ancientegyptianlaserbeams-)
Important things going on in my life right now:
Eating cheese and Marmite toastie. This is the most important.
Watching 10 Things I Hate About You.
Considering the fact that the problem with this movie is not me thinking about the fact that Kat is my spirit animal, but more that every time I watch it I want to know who paid such close attention to my life and then decided to make a film about it, changing everything except for the exact...
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(417):
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and “Made it rain”?
I havenae drunk-posted on Tumbr in pissing ages., this is great.
druuuujnk posting on Chrstams Eve, my life is ecellent.
I rand Jens and made a twat ou of myself by trying to speak Norwegian. And then I rang Morgn for prottection becaiuse a guy was following me home.
But now I’m home and drrujnkkk posting to Tumblr.
Oh wait, fuck Skype is takjing to me. Hold on.
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thedailywhat:
Christmas Miracle of the Day: From The New York Times comes the heartwarming tale of a charming couple from Chelsea who mistakenly received hundreds of letters addressed to Santa and decided to try and fulfill them.
[h/t: inothernews.]
Someone turn this into a fucking heartwarming Christmas movie already. Seriously. You can add a plot twist whereby one adorable and selfless...
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Did my last bit of Christmas shopping this...
I know, I need to get it together and not go Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve, whatever.
Anyway, I accidentally bought two new albums and a bath bomb for myself.
I am going to bathe so fucking hard whilst I’m home, because I don’t have a bath at uni. And whilst I’m doing this I am apparently going to listen to Biffy Clyro (Only Revolutions) and Muse (The Resistance).
And...
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The English language is like London: proudly barbaric yet deeply civilised too,...
– The Ode Less Travelled by Stephen Fry (via rowanboat)
Thoughts of today:
Australian family not nearly as awful and Australian as expected. Feel bad about pre-judging, but not bad enough for it to both me any longer than it takes me to write this.
Still sort of pleased they’ve left, though.
Not sure I can take this Skype outage much longer.
Didn’t know my nose was large enough to hold this much snot. Where does snot even come from?
Mail. Mail is the...
Thoughts of today:
Australian family not nearly as awful and Australian as expected. Feel bad about pre-judging, but not bad enough for it to both me any longer than it takes me to write this.
Still sort of pleased they’ve left, though.
Not sure I can take this Skype outage much longer.
Didn’t know my nose was large enough to hold this much snot. Where does snot even come from?
Mail. Mail is the...
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The voice of the sea is seductive; never ceasing, whispering, clamoring,...
– Kate Chopin, The Awakening
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The voice of the sea is seductive; never ceasing, whispering, clamoring,...
– Kate Chopin, The Awakening
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