February 2012
2 posts
naomicreys asked: so sometimes you like posts on my blog from literally months back and i just stare at the posts like WHAT IS SHE EVEN DOING THAT FAR BACK ON MY BLOG GOOD GOD
I just found out the Super Bowl
drinkyourjuice:
is this weekend because a craft blog I hate-follow tried to teach me how to make football themed snacks.
Until I read this post I didn’t realise how many people I hate-follow. Because until I read this post I didn’t realise there was a word for the thing I do to so many people.
January 2012
14 posts
Just watched The Duchess
and um can we go with WORST FUCKING FILM EVER.
Not only was I forced to put up with bloody Keira bloody Knightley for over 100 minutes, but on top of that it’s the most frustrating film I have ever watched. I DON’T CARE IF IT’S HISTORICALLY ACCURATE I WANT A BLOODY HAPPY ENDING.
I’ve never felt so trapped by a film in my life. The fact she has to choose between love...
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An email I just received from my father
Subject: Lana del whatsit
Listened to a bit: know exactly what you mean.
No thanks
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I think probably the reason I’m really broody at the moment is because I keep seeing those pictures of mother-otters holding their fluffy little baby otters and floating around on their backs with them.
excaliburned asked: HARRIET IS AHEAD OF ME?? BULLSHIT. BUUUULLSHIT, ROSA. I NEVER FORGIVE.
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Just so you kids know
All three of my Tumblrs will be blacked out today in protest of SOPA.
You can circumvent it by clicking anywhere on the page, though. So don’t panic.
“The average homosexual has 1,000 or more partners in a lifetime, and the average...”
– Ron Paul
Homeboy needs to stay outta my schedule book
(via avocadosalad)
Ron Paul has all of the facts.
Really sorry.
As usual.
Exams at the moment (“finals”, to those from across the pond). Stress stress stress and no time for bloggin’.
naomicreys asked: HOW DARE YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND. THIS IS LIKE ANI DIFRANCO ALL OVER AGAIN.
thecatwhisperer asked: A.) everyone already knew you had a boyfriend. At least I did. I ARE NOT STUPID AS YOU THINK I ARE B.) happy new years, no hangovers please (it's 4 AM and I can't sleep due to mine already forming) C.) I love you and wish nothing but the best for you in 2012 and everything after that unless we all die in some end of the world fireball explosion.
December 2011
16 posts
It's time to come clean.
Internet, I have something to tell you.
I’ve been hiding it from you for almost nine months now (no, I’m not pregnant, calm your tits), but I feel like New Year’s Eve might be a good time to let you all know.
Tumblr, I have a boyfriend.
This may come as a horrible shock to you all, integrated as I am in the Tumblesbian community, but let me explain.
At the beginning of 2011 I...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Chameleon Circuit (1)
The Buggles (1)
Best Coast (1)
Lady Gaga (1)
Simon & Garfunkel (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Oh yeah
Merry Christmas, everyone!
desucaust:
Hall & Oates - Kiss On My List
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Band Aid 20 (1)
Wizzard (1)
Mike Oldfield (1)
Greg Lake (1)
The Waitresses (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
northern-scum:
Beautiful birthday wishes to my beautiful best friend Rosa, happy 21st!!!! xxx
Ugh ugh ugh I love everyone today.
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So I've been horribly remiss recently.
But this is because I’ve been finishing off my final bits of coursework for the semester. And now I’m finished and guess what?
I’m also currently very busy turning 21.
Correct, it is my birthday, and I am essentially posting this so I can receive niceties and birthday wishes from you all.
Jolly good, that’s all.
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Oh my god.
Why is there someone saved in my phonebook as “Got hIRL”?
Oh my god, did I accidentally get someone’s number?
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November 2011
42 posts
Apparently today is a day for real student living:
Got up at a ridiculously late hour, despite having two essays to write in four days
Ate crackers for breakfast because I ran out of bread about a week ago and am far too lazy to go buy more
Went and had shower in which I found that my shampoo had taken on the consistency of jelly due to our flat being freezing because we’re too poor to pay large heating bills
Realised I had no underwear...
allisonweiss:
allltheinternets:
Allison Weiss...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-27) →
Bruce Springsteen (2)
Lady Gaga (2)
Christina Aguilera (2)
Don McLean (2)
The Fratellis (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Tonight
I am wearing two jumpers because I live in Scotland and my flat is effing freezing.
And I have a massive mug of blueberry and apple tea.
And the mug has a naked lady on it.
And I’m listening to this incredible playlist.
And I’m going to try and write an essay on decolonisation with specific reference to the Indian empire.
Yup. That’s what’s happening.
“She had the perpetual sense, as she watched the taxi cabs, of being out, out,...”
– Virginia Woolf. (via thedreamerr)
northern-scum asked: you know your blogs quite funny. you'll have to delete it, im not getting any essay written.
guardian:
What has happened over the past 30 years is the capture of the world’s common treasury by a handful of people, assisted by neoliberal policies which were first imposed on rich nations by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan. I am now going to bombard you with figures. I’m sorry about that, but these numbers need to be tattooed on our minds. Between 1947 and 1979, productivity in...
“People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via colporteur)
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“The north: romantic, dourly rugged moors, stout Victorian architecture, rain,...”
– Tom Dyckhoff, who is absolutely right. I sort of miss Yorkshire.
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6:59 AM
watercolournights:
I’ve been told that people in the army do more by 7:00 am than I do in an entire day
but if I wake at 6:59 am and turn to you to trace the outline of your lips with mine I will have done enough and killed no one in the process.
Shane Koyczan